el duce, the GUY

here's kiki
with El Duce




el duce, the GUY:
... if Punk Rock Saved My Life
then El Duce franchised it...

I wrote about the
punk tv show with El Duce,
yet that was way after the first time
I saw ELdon.There was a fast playing,
hard driving, punk band playing
take your pick BYO, DI ...
it doesn't matter because here
was some guy grabbing the mike
from the singer. He was large in stature,
well fat and baldheaded
wearing a wife beater t-shirt
and real baggy shorts.
All sort of dirty.

It was weird nobody was stopping him.
He was raising his arms
and yelling in a deep gravelly voice:
MEN ARE SUPERIOR
he repeated and muttered some
dialog, seemingly funny,degrading women
WAIT TIL I GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND

I saw this many times,Cathay de Grande,
Olympic, Fenders
This guy stopping the group
and going on some diatribe.
Yet, the bands let him go on
for a while before stopping him.

Weird just some drunk, until I kept
seeing him off stage at the Cathay.
Oh, the SAME EL DUCE OFFSTAGE
and by the way 98% of his life,
El goes around and when ready,
drunker, he did his thing just louder.

The Cathay had a habit of ,
well if you stayed long enough,
you stayed, and drank, all night long.
And by the time the sun comes up
and you give Eldon a ride home
a FEW TIMES, I think you get
to really know the man.

El Duce was always a great person to me.
Like an Uncle. Uncle Duch.
His apartment was a seedy
beer cans on the moon.
And we talked about many things
during that 2% time he was not drunk.

One day I was in my truck and parked,
near the porno Ivar Theater where
El Duce was the 'host' to all the girlies.
Bright day and these two girls screaming
asking to get in my truck because
THIS GUY is accosting them,
to which El jumps in the bed of my
pickup as I drive away
just imagine...so funny.

MORE NEXT TIME
El and the Mentors
El his 'TV' show
El and 'his' girls.......

MY OTHER stories on THE SCENE --
english frank
PUNK ROCK SAVED MY LIFE
"mott the WHOople"
[ was I alive ? ]
Rodney on MY PUNKrock
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER "decline"
I was once a NardCore Virgin
gary OH gary OH gary
KING TACO not Okie Dog
MADE IN CHINA not the PRC
O.C. IS THE LIFE FOR ME
FENDER'S you don't stroke a ballroom
80's punk ISLAM on CRENSHAW
The ANARCHY LIBRARY
uPcoming pUnkumentarie
Punk Rock TONIGHT SHOW
FRIEND PASSES !!! STEVO

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